Last week I started two small things. They are both completely ridiculous and really not worth the time I put into them but at least it is keeping me productive and bringing in a little money. Answering really dopey questions for idiots at a few cents a pop seems pointless but it keeps me busy and of course there is always the humor factor. Whether the questions are funny or if it’s coming up with an awesome response to an idiotic question (Q: wut kind of fone do i have? A: Bananaphone! It grows in bunches I’ve got my hunches. It’s the best, beats the rest. Cellular, Modular, Interactive odular!) I always seem to be entertained.
Some of the questions are funny and retarded such as:
Q: How do you get a girl horny
A: That is a good question. No one really knows but it is important to have good time!
Q: i am out camping by myselfm i went out for a hike and just returned to find two people having sex in my tent, they haven’t discovered me yet, what should i do
A: You have a Royal Flush in terms of luck! Amazing! My money is on you! I’m rooting for you!
Q: when is jesus coming back
A: (I just picked a pre-generated answer for this one because I was too busy laughing)
Q: if a vagina has teeth, how do you fix it?
A: Okay, that’s just plain impossible but if your partner wants something there to make it feel that way, try a piercing.
Q: what sex position makes the cutest kids?
A: Sexual positions do not determine the looks of a child, however the genetics of what the parents look like does!
Some are disturbing:
Q: Is it legal to have cunnilingus with a small male puppy’s bum?
Q: what r sum pokemon pick up lines??
Some you have to pass onto a specialist who will know the answer:
Q: is it against the law to have sex with my teacher if I’m 17 years old in Texas
And sometimes you see in the user’s history that they just like fucking with you:
Q: Define how to suck your moms tit
A: To suck your mother dry of her money, just make her buy lots of things for you! Although it would be better not to!
– 3 minutes later from same user (this one I had to answer) –
Q: Define how to suck your moms boob
A: Step one: Convince your mom, although I believe that is illegal in most states.
Of course there are the ones that aren’t really questions and yet you have to find a way to respond:
Q: Omg im so horny
A: If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.
And then there are ones that are weird yet enjoyable, where you actually end up learning something:
Q: What is the raging bull sex technique?
A: When engaging in sex with seated, out of nowhere say, “I got AIDS!” Then try to hold on to your partner for as long as possible.
I also got asked what a bitchmuffin is. I then spent a few minutes laughing after researching that one. (Someone who acts like such a bitch that you want to take a huge muffin and shove it up their ass.)
I’m amused.
The other project is Amazon’s Mechanical Turk. I spent maybe a total of a half hour doing stuff over there and got paid a little over $8. Not too shabby. Not enough to live off of obviously but a little supplemental income is nice.